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This is your best friend Lithuania
This is your worst enemy Finland
This is your crush Taiwan
You get asked on a date by Denmark
This is the percentage of you accepting 88%

Your first kiss is Ukraine
You lose your virginity to Liechtenstein
Everyone graduates except for France
You have an OST with Ukraine
Percentage of you staying together afterwards 38%

You marry Spain
This person wishes they married you Greece
You have an affair with Seychelles
You're caught by Liechtenstein
Percentage of them telling 42%

Your spouse finds out, they feel Sad
You divorced and you go out drinking with Hungary
Chances of you having an OST 77%

You get a confession of love from Taiwan
Chances that you accept 87%

You said no and they go to be with S. Korea
Percentage that you like them together 92%

You wish you accepted them this much 100%

This person wants you Taiwan
This person hates you Norway
You get into a huge war with Liechtenstein
This person helps you out Finland
Your vital regions are invaded by Cuba
Percentage that you enjoyed it 93%

You suddenly die from Drunk driving
Everyone goes to your funeral but Prussia
And Belgium
The person most devastated by your death was Lithuania
This person was happy you died Taiwan
This person cried like a baby N. Italy
And this guy didn't care. Russia
YOUR DEATH WAS ACTUALLY CAUSED BY Belarus
Percentage of life you enjoyed 41%

Was it a good life? Yeah

Which Country Was Your First Crush? Japan
What Country Will Marry You? Lithuania
What Country Wishes They Married You? Iceland
How Many Kids Will You Have? 1,540
How Much Do You Love Him? 11%

Chances Of A Divorce: 32%

How Much Your Country Approves: 12%

THIS IS SOOO TRUE! Except for america....

Your BFF in school is Japan
Do you ever ask them out? Yes
Do they ever ask you out? Yes
Your teacher is Russia
Your bullied by Germany
You have a crush on..... America
.... has a crush on you N.Italy
How much did you like school 5%

A Very Hetalia Life:

Your best friend is: France
You have a crush on: Estonia
You get asked out by: Taiwan
They take you: Bank robbing
Where they show you: Their clean laundry
Chance of you having a good time: 71%

It doesn't work out, and you end up dating: South Italy
Your friends approve: 46%

They take you out to your favorite: Trash bin
Where they tell you: It's time for you to die
You are: Understanding
You break up with them get comforted by: China
You suddenly get a phone call from: Greece
Tells you: Taiwan
Is: Russia in disguise
You are shocked, and decide to go: Poke Latvia until he cries, which won't take much
On the way to your destination, you are stopped by: Ukraine
Who confesses their undying love. Happiness is: 37%

You get married on: October 24, 1574
Everyone attends except for: Switzerland
In anger, you and your new spouse: Bomb the offender's house
You and your new spouse unify your countries and: Throw a party
As a present,: North Italy
Gives you: $0
And: A ferocious puppy
You pick a fight with: South Italy
Your ally is: Lithuania
Chance of you winning: 18%

Your marriage becomes unhappy and you run off with: Germany
Happiness is at: 4%

This person rats you out: Norway
You are killed by: Taiwan
Who: Poisons you
They make you suffer: 56%

At your funeral, the saddest is: Denmark
The happiest is: Germany
This person commits suicide: Austria
Congrats, you were happy: 79%

Gakuen Hetalia:

Your best friend is: Liechtenstein
Your first crush is: Korea
You start failing: History
The one to bail you out is: Canada
The chances of you actually passing are: 29%

The chances of him/her falling for you are: 31%

You get your first love confession from: Cuba
You start dating: Germania
The number of months the relationship lasts: 7
You are invited to spend winter holidays with: England
Do you accept?: No
The chances of you ever going back there are:51%

When school starts up again, you start dating: Egypt
You break up; you go to the upcoming dance with: Spain
He has a great time; you: Not at all
You notice that: Seychelles
Seems to be failing: English
You try to help; the chances it actually helps: 95%

You spend spring break with: Austria
The chances of you having a good time are: 58%

You discover someone has dropped out. It's: Hungary
A month before graduation you start dating:Poland
The chances of it lasting are: 43%

The week before graduation, you have a huge fight: South Italy
Seeing the two of you fighting,: Egypt
Decides to: Pop you in the jaw
The chances of you getting over this little spat: 53%

On graduation day, ______'s name isn't called: Germany
Do you feel sorry for them?: He must be absolutely devastated; I should go check on him
After graduation, you get a love confession from: Japan
The chances of you accepting are: 2%

The chances of you having your happily ever after: 35%

School Life:

Your BFF in school is: Prussia
Do you ever ask them out?: Yes
Do they ever ask you out?: No
Your teacher is: Germany
Your bullied by: Japan
You have a crush on: Hong Kong
Has a crush on you: Sealand
How much did you like school: 85%

National Relations:

Hey ho, your country is rather: Pretty
But alas, all cannot stay well, for you hate: Egypt
And you are hated by: Sealand
As tensions rise, you fall in love with: Germania
But, to create alliances, you are forced to marry: Germania
You are happy: 75%

You unite your countries and try to negotiate with: Iceland
Who is becoming increasingly: Flashy
In doing so, you upset your once-friend: Finland
They: Try to shoot you
And end up crying to: North Italy
Chance of you getting invaded: 81%

It happens, and you are valiantly aided by: Greece
But must repay them with: Your undying love
And then, you get a letter from: Egypt
That says to meet in: McDonald's, because they're everywhere
You go, but it's a trap. Chance you escape alive: 27%

You make it home, where: Iceland
Goes and: Mothers you
Shocked, you run off and meet: France
They: Call the police
You end up "seeing more" of them. You're caught by: Austria
Your spouse breaks off the alliance and: Leaves you to die
For help, you go to: Rome
Who ends up: Stabbing you
This person is happier you're gone: Sealand
This person will never recover from the loss: England
This person commits suicide: Korea
Chance of world peace now that you're gone: 89%

Chance of Russia taking over the world: 50%

How much fun you had: 96%

Father - Aw, Canada, that's kinda cute :3
Mother - Wtf Sealand?! o_O;;
Sibling #1 - Hi... Egypt... Ummm... I'm gonna leave now...
Sibling #2 - I don't completely trust you, Liechtenstein, but, okay ^ ^;;
Pet - You, like, totally have to obey me, Poland! :P
Best Friend - My dad's my best friend? D:
Lover - AMERICA, HOMG YES :D
Stalker - Sweden... Wtf? XD

Your best friend is: South Italy
You have a crush on: South Italy
You hate: Lithuania
You get bullied by: Greece
You are scared of: Canada
You go out with for 5 seconds: Canada
You get a confession from: Turkey
You get in a fist fight with: Finland
You had a one night stand with: China
Your first boyfriend is: England
Everybody graduates but: Germany
You marry: Poland
Your first kid name is: Lily
You get in a dispute with: Poland
You get out of the dispute with the help of: Belarus
You have an affair with: France
You get caught by: France
The chances of them telling: 41%

Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels: Suicidal
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with: Korea
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand: 4%

You move in with: Latvia
You start having feelings for: North Italy
You get a confession from: North Italy
The percentage of you excepting their feelings: 90%

You say no, they then go out with: Hungry
The percentage of you like them two together: 4%

You get ambushed by: Finland
The chances of you getting out of their alive: 29%

You unxpectingly get glomped by : Sweden
You are lonely, you get a: Drink of sake
Drunk, you kiss: Cuba
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss: 53%

You have a huge war against: South Italy
Your chances of winning: 89%

You die by: Nuclear Attack
The only person not to go to your funeral is: Turkey
This person is the most devastated by your death: Germany
This person is the most happiest that you died: Ukraine
This person is the master mind of your death: Germany
Who you liked your life: 47%

Homeroom - Well... Sweden doesn't really talk at all... Are we even gonna do anything but sit in our desks? D:
Literacy - We're all, like, gonna learn from Valley Girl speaking Poland, yeah?
Math - ... You better be better with math than you are with cooking, England
Science - Who's Canada?
PE - Latvia? Well, he must have somewhat good endurance if he shivers constantly, right? ... Right? x_X
Music - Yay, we get to learn how to play the bagpipes from England~ Or rock music, luls
Art - Italy is the best art teacher :D
Crush - ... Wut? England, stop being everywhere. You're, like, two of my teachers already ._.
Sex ED - Is your ahoge like Italy's, Austria?
Counselor - Prussia will teach me how to be AWESOME XD
Lover - Well, at least Italy can draw x_x
Tutor - Estonia is so smart, I'll never fail a class :D
Grade - F... WHAT?!

This is your best friend: Hungary
This is your worst enemy: Belgium
This is your crush: Vietnam
You get asked on a date by: Switzerland
This is the percentage of you accepting: 90%

Your first kiss is: Norway
You lose your virginity to: Liechtenstein
Everyone graduates except for: Iceland
You have an OST with: Thailand
Percentage of you staying together afterwards: 96%

You marry: Austria
This person wishes they married you: China
You have an affair with: Austria
You're caught by: Belgium
Percentage of them telling: 53%

Your spouse finds out, they feel: Guilty
You divorced and you go out drinking with: Denmark
Chances of you having an OST: 29%

You get a confession of love from: China
Chances that you accept: 100%

You said no and they go to be with: Japan
Percentage that you like them together: 75%

You wish you accepted them this much: 68%

This person wants you: Sweden
This person hates you: Liechtenstein
You get into a huge war with: Germany
This person helps you out: Korea
Your vital regions are invaded by: Spain
Percentage that you enjoyed it: 97%

You suddenly die from: Exploding Pies
Everyone goes to your funeral but: Denmark
And: Spain
The person most devastated by your death was: Sweden
This person was happy you died: Korea
This person cried like a baby: Sealand
And this guy didn't care: Prussia
YOUR DEATH WAS ACTUALLY CAUSED BY: Ukraine
Percentage of life you enjoyed: 82%

Was it a good life?: No way

You are spending your time with the 92 APH members on your day off.
Reply to each option.


You just woke up. Today is Sunday.
1."Hurry up and wake up, kono obakasanga." Austria who prepared breakfast and came to wake you up at 7 am.
2."What? You're waking up already?" It's past noon but Spain's arms are wrapped around you.
3. "I recorded the morning anime for you." Isn't it for your self, Japan?

1 - "No..." And I'd drift off to sleep again
2 - OHGOD CUTE SPAIN ;-;
3 - "Awesome!" :D


What will you do today?
1."A wedding with brother."　Belarus. Of course.
2."I want to plant Sunflower seeds. It's ok with you right?" Russia who smiles at you innocently.
3."The other day I bought Japan's new game!" Alfred who brings out two controllers.

1 - o_o;; Run away
2 - "Sure? Though, we get as cold as you guys in the winter..."
3 - "YES PLEASE"


What will you do for lunch?
1."It's almost done~." You smell something really good coming from the kitchen, and see France cooking with his apron on.
2."The fried rice is ready! Eat it." China who offers you fried rice.
3."Al dente is good for your pasta right?" "What do you want the sauce to be~?" Romano and Feliciano making pasta for you!

1 - "Better not be snails D:"
2 - "THANK YOU" :D
3 - "Uhh... I'll just have butter, thanks" So cute, but, I'm not used to fine pasta o_o;;

It's such a nice day! So you go outside.
1."I get sleepy when its warm..." Play with a cat with Greece.
2."Doesn't this taste really good?" You eat freshly picked tomatoes with Spain.
3."I can't get it right." Blow bubbles with Sealand.

1 - Aw~ Cute :3
2 - I'll pick tomatoes, but I'll only eat cherry ones D:
3 - *Runs after the bubbles and blows some* :D

It suddenly started to rain!
1."Oh! I need to go take in the laundry!" A housewife like Lithuania.
2."Hey.......I can see through your clothes." Perverted Britannia angel Arthur who is looking away from you, blushing.
3."Don't cause me trouble by getting sick." Ludwig who dries your hair with a towel when getting back to his house.

1 - "'Kay" o_o;;
2 - OSHI-- O_O;;
3 - "Thanks?" :S

The day is almost over.
1."You bought that can of beer I asked for, didn't you?" You nod and Prussia pats you on the head.
2."Let's watch this drama together!" Watch a Korean drama with S Korea
3."Stop staying awake and go to sleep!" You were watching TV but was ordered to bed by Switzerland.

1 - :3
2 - "No thanks?" D:
3 - "B-But... I usually stay up until at least midnight..." ;-;

APH Chibi dream Survey
One day the Hetalia characters shrank and are back to their child self.
You will spend one day with them.
Reply to each action made by the characters.


When you wake up in the morning...

1)"Nnya...." Don't sleep naked!　Chibitalia
2)"This is a dream isn't it?" Chibi Kiku who can't accept reality.
3)"Hm? The cat expanded in size..."You shrank! Chibi Greece.

1 - O_O GET OUT OF BED NOW
2 - "Maybe it is~" o:
3 - OHGOD CUTE GREECE ;-;

So it's breakfast・・・

1)"...ooo....I can't reach it!!" Chibi Romano who stretches to reach his food.
2)"You're going to feed me, right?" Chibi Ivan who is still Ivan even as a kid.
3)"Mu...I can't eat this. You eat it." Chibi China who is being fed by you.

1 - *Grabs his food for him* WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO CUTE ;-;
2 - "I... I guess?" o_o
3 - :/

Ok, now what.

1)"Ok then like, play with meeee" Chibi Poland
2)"Although I shrank, I still need to train everyday!" Chibi Ludwig who tries to wear his uniform but the sleeves are drooping on the floor.
3)"I want to make dessert" Chibi Austria....

1 - "'Kay, let's have, like, some totally awesome fun~" :3
2 - ... Too cute D:
3 - YAY :D

It's time for noon nap time!

1)"Help me get into my pajamas." Isn't it only a noon nap time? Chibi Switzerland.
2)"Ok, so we're sleeping together right?" Chibi France who can't hide his excitement.
3)"It....it's not that I can't sleep by myself...." Chibi Arthur who is grabbing your hand.

1 - "Fine, fine"
2 - O_O;;
3 - OHGOD CUTE

Now it's time to take a bath.

1)"I'll be in first!" Chibi South Korea who gets naked in 3 seconds.
2)"Wha....no I can't..." Chibi Kiku who is embarrassed and hides in a corner.
3)"Ahh....That was good!" Chibi Canada who is already out.

1 - 0_o
2 - *Hides in another corner*
3 - o_0

The next day they returned to their normal selves.

1)"Oh yes finally! It's hard to take care of Poland when I'm small." Lithuania who starts to rant.
2)"I'm back to normal!" Even though you're back you're still small...*niyo niyo* - Sealand
3)"Hey! I'm the only one not turning back!" Oh...you're the only one? Chibi Gilbo

1 - "Settle down, Lithuania" XD;;
2 - Aw :3
3 - O_O *Steals*

[Hetalia reply survey]


You were invited to their house.
1.Russia- although you don't have an airplane ticket back.
2.England- Don't really want his scones
3.Italy- You might become Italian

1 - O_O;; NO
2 - I actually don't mind scones that much? XD;;
3 - Luls, I'll go there

Which do you want to play with?
1.Greece's cat
2.England's unicorn
3.America's alien

1 - Nya~ :3
2 - LET'S FLY OVER THE RAINBOOOOOOW~
3 - ... You're kinda scary D:

You think you can either...
1.Stop the drunk England from going crazy
2.Fight back at France who is trying to *beep* you.
3.Sealing Mr. Dangerous. (as in Russia)

1 - Probably not. Ophi can handle that XD
2 - KICK TO THE VITAL REGIONS D<
3 - N-N-No... D:

An unlikely person sends you a letter asking to be your friend.
1.Are you sick or something? -Switzerland
2.Did something bad happen? - Germany
3.Wonder if she's up to something... - Prussia

1 - No ;-;
2 - No, you pessimist XD;;
3 - No... *Shifty eyes*

Right when you were about to fall asleep, a kid snuggles into your bed.
1."Sleep with meeee!" Chibi America who watched a horror movie
2."It....It's not that I'm lonely..." Chibi England who's voice is getting smaller.
3."Weh, let's sleep together!" So cute....Chibitalia

1 - YES
2 - ALSO YES
3 - As long as you have clothes on, 'kay? :S

For this survey you will tag...
1."at least 10 people, right?" Scary Russia...
2."Send it to 5 people."And order by Austria.
3."Let the people tag themselves" China who seems he doesn't care.

1 - o_o;;
2 - Why five? THAT'S UNEVEN D:
3 - ... I'll do that

[Hetalia reply survey 2]


You're hungry...
1."I didn't make it just for you! They're just left overs!" A wonderful tsundere, England.
2."Do you want to eat at my house?" Japan who offers delicious food.
3."Eat cheese." What...are you serious? Switzerland

1 - I'll at least attempt to eat his cooking ^ ^;;
2 - Sure, but, I don't really like sea food D:
3 - Actually, yes, I'll do that :3


Today is Valentines Day!
1."What? For me? Thanks!!"Spain who is very happy to get one.
2."Like really? Thanks!" Poland who seems pretty happy and hugs you.
3."...what? M, me!?" Prussia who is blushing like crazy.

1 - :D
2 - :D
3 - ALL OF THEM ARE SO CUTE :D


If you can shrink someone with a miracle....
1."What are you thinking?" Russia who....you don't want to know what he'll do to you.
2."What? Am I being targeted?" Yep, Brother France.
3."What are you going to do with me!?" Going to shrink you, Austria.

1 - NO, RUN AWAY D:
2 - Yes. You are :/
3 - BUT THEN HE COULDN'T PLAY PIANO D:

Who would you choose to make him wear a Halloween costume?
1."He...Hey, STOP!"No we're not stopping....Germany.
2."Weh~! What are do you want me to wear?" Seems like he's up to it. Italy.
3."What...what? Naniaruka!?" China.

1 - You get to be a puppy :/
2 - Aw~ You can be a kitty? :3
3 - Panda :P

For this survey you will tag...
1."At leat 10 people!!!" South Korea.
2."Around 5 people?" Sweden who is pretty serious about it.
3."One...? Someone?" Lithuania who is trying his best.

1 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE D:
2 - ... Did you just speak clearly? o_O
3 - Aw :3