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My first one:

"Want some pizza? Or how about some Pepsi? Nah, let's have Chinese instead."
...56 translations later we get:
"We do not want pizza? Furthermore, some Pepsi and candy."

"I'm always so tired. My dad says it's unhealthy, but when have I ever been healthy? XD"
...56 translations later we get:
"My dad was always Annoying When you're tired of me. Help."

"I need to remember to nominate Katy for the homecoming thing... Are they still trying for it or"
...56 translations later we get:
"Adam, Kathy, all studies have shown ..."

"I'm so glad I learned how to reheat nachos. THEY ARE. FREAKING. LOVE. FOREVER."
...56 translations later we get:
"Microwave ovens, j good case and of course, love."

"I can't really think of what else to put in here, though I'm excited to see everyone's! Some of mine have already made me giggle XD;;"
...56 translations later we get:
"I think after this, and we Love it. Equipment for small files, I Laughed."

what the heck am i doing here?
...56 translations later we get:
Finally, I will stay here?

i wonder if the name "bakapachai" will surive in this translator
...56 translations later we get:
Suriv bakapatshai 'y "translation.

icecream
...56 translations later we get:
Gel.

"I Am In Love With My New Book."
...56 translations later we get:
"New school."

"I Have A Silly Band That Is A Cup."
...56 translations later we get:
"Football is not my best."

"The Cake Is Not A Lie!!"
...56 translations later we get:
"เค้กคือเรื่องโกหก!"

"Yo guys. I just learned how to do the entire Eurovision flash mob dance for Hetalia Day"
...56 translations later we get:
"Today, men ryafurasshudansu game, I do not know."

"Well, if we even DO the flash mob dance. I sure hope so :S"
...56 translations later we get:
"If you can play in public, I hope it's not."

"Next weekend I'm going wig shopping for Halloween. I wonder if anyone wants to come with... "
...56 translations later we get:
"Buy crib for halloveen week, but ..."

Original text:
"I Like To Say Moo"
...56 translations later we get:
"12 messages."